May 5, 2016
When they say 'out of the mouth of babes' they're talking about my babe. She can't help but say exactly what's on her mind. Sometimes it's the wrong thing but always for the right reason.
Seeing her aunt after a few months:Maya: Hey Aunt Peg, you're looking older...I mean, taller. Uh...what I meant to say is that you're looking more mature.
Garbage Man: Good morning girls
M&M: Good morning
Garbage Man: Have a good day at school.
Maya: ...Ummm...have a good day picking up garbage?
"Patiently" waiting for her godmother to get married so that she can be a flower girl:
Maya: Mom, my aunt is shorter than my godmother. How come she can find a man and my godmother can't?
Marley: Mom, my friend didn't have time to finish 6 questions on her test.
Me: Oh no. That's terrible.
Marley: Yea, I know, but I was able to finish mine.
Me: That's good. I know you did well.
Maya: Hmmm, Marley must have been looking at her friend's paper because how would she know that she didn't answer 6 questions.
Me: ...Wait a minute, you're right. Marley, how did you know that she didn't have time to finish?Marley: Since we sit next to each other, we're given different tests.
Me: That's not what I asked you.
I get a call on my cell:
Maya: Mom, who's that?
Me: It's your father
Maya: which one?
(Me, in my head: WTH, girl you know who your daddy is. Stop playing. Don't start asking 'are you my daddy' to random people in the street)
Me: Honey, what do you mean?
Maya: God my father?
Me: No honey, not him. It was Frank your father.
Nanny: What does Nanny tell you everyday? You are...
Nanny: Yes, sweetheart, you are fabulous but I was looking for kind.
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